and welcome to my new website, Lorna - created for you by Tom at Design Timbre! Where am I on? Answers. Pictures? Yes. Downloadables for harried listings agents? Of course, what else! Lorna is your resource for my work and I will add more cool stuff as time allows/passes/ebbs.

You see, I want to be a small part of your lives. Follow me on Twitter or become a friendopolski by joining the Mailing List. Contact me about work or anything else or download pictures or biography for professional reasons or just to print on a pillowcase or toilet roll. There are places that will do that for you but I am not in charge of them. I love you.

Well, Edinburgh went well thanks for asking. I sold most of my tickets and won a prize, the Dave Award for Funniest Joke of the Fringe 2009. They gave me a thousand pounds which is called a Rio if you are cockney (Rio Ferdinand: Hand - as in 'Hand me that thousand pounds'). Click on the poster (left) for details about my show and tour dates and such or click here. There is a secret bit of blank space which will also work as a link - little game for you.

And? I just got made an Honorary Member of the Law Society of University College Dublin, a distinction Bill Clinton shares with me - he's probly texting everyone about it now. It comes with diplomatic immunity and 200 free minutes on an 18-month contract. I theeeenk!

Finally if you have 3.5 mins, watch my Sandwich Rap and if you like it, link it or tweet it - it seems to be helping me professionally. Cheers ears Dx

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